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captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of…

outlaw-queen-au:

Outlaw Queen AU: Hogwarts

In all her years as Potions Professor, Regina Mills was best known as one witch to never be confronted, or crossed.

No one got in “the Evil Queen’s” way. 

However, the new Care of Magical Creatures Professor sees the bold woman as a challenge - and a beautiful one at that. Robin begins to test her patience inch by inch, and eventually wins her over with his impeccable charm and dimples. With glorious ease and simplicity, she feels her icy, wall-bound heart begin to melt.

It’s not until one late night drink that Professor Mills sees the tattoo - the one she had heard a prophecy about so many years ago. When Robin confronts her about not visiting the grounds more often, evidently avoiding him, she is left conflicted.

Tell him, or run away?

Again?

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

fischotterchen:

OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

hookier:

I watch for the plot, I swear…

(x)

disneyfreakingout:

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

what happened here?

Cred.