radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

  • Marvel: *makes Avengers*
  • Marvel: *makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
  • Marvel: *makes Agents of Shield*
  • Marvel: *makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
  • DC: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

totoroteser:

paleskinhazeleyes:

danyouphilip:

phan-and-troyler-at-221b:

eyebrow game is strong here dan

he literally has a question mark on his forehead

are those fucking freckles

The QUIFF guys

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