inth3st0rm:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

There is something seriously wrong with everyone.

I love playing Brienne of Tarth because, when I was growing up, I didn’t really see people on television that I felt that I could identify with. Women all looked kind of a particular way, women characters that were popular, anyway. And when I had the opportunity to play this part, it made me explore the parts of myself I had hidden from. I had very long hair. I wanted to look very feminine, really tall. (x)

onedollarmahh:

hero-honeylemon:

royalturkeyz:

setting realistic goals for my future

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And he fucking gets his castle

Unlike Hans

OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

taboo-but-tasty:

lydiduh:

In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great

amen

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

txwatson:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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For a second I thought the book was claiming that having poor grammar can interrupt your menstrual cycle. I’m bad at puns sometimes

animalsloveforcrossing2:

darkanjelofdeath:

mybisexualfury:

givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

Aww cuties

okay but am i the only one wondering who josie’s crush was

Played: 499109 times

lumos5001:

fudging-minecraft-youtubers:

sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That’s alright Welcome to my silly life Mistreated Misplaced Misunderstood Miss no way it’s all good It didn’t slow me down Mistaken Always second guessing Underestimated Look I’m still around Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than Fucking perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel like you’re nothing You’re fucking perfect

perfect

to me

Hey you,

guess what?

and

also

Never forget that <3

Never let anyone make you feel less than perfect.

xo

oh my god i thought this was gonna be one of those sad fandom posts but it was so much better

Im so emotional right now and this is not helping i am sobbing and i dont know why

this is what i needed right now


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